January 2012
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Jan 30th
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Jan 13th
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Jan 9th
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Jan 8th
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August 2011
1 post
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Aug 15th
June 2011
1 post
Jun 4th
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May 2011
1 post
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May 16th
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April 2011
3 posts
Apr 26th
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Apr 13th
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Apr 5th
March 2011
7 posts
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i hate that in massachusetts that when applying to renew a driver’s license you have to wait and it gets mailed to your home address. literally all of the surrounding states allow you to get it right then and there. reason number 1,000,000 why im glad to be moving to miami. this rant is because im going to miami two days after my birthday and my license expires and not many clubs/bars take...
Mar 30th
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Mar 15th
3 notes
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off to nashville in the morning!
Mar 14th
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Mar 3rd
1 tag
I got accepted to my dream school today!
CANT WAIT TO TRANSFER!!!
Mar 2nd
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WatchWatch
thewaspsnest: portionsforfoxes13: JUST PRESS PLAY. We should probably talk about this defining our generation, or something. Ahahaha.  this is totally something we would have done in mrs strong’s class. Amazing
Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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February 2011
9 posts
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“People ask how can a Jewish kid from the Bronx do preppy clothes? Does it have...”
– Ralph Lauren (via theprepblog)
Feb 28th
27 notes
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"lady gaga, what's the worst rumor you've ever...
“that i’m from yonkers”
Feb 22nd
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Feb 20th
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facebook.
i dont need to hear peoples play by play statuses of what they’re doing for the rest of the day… I DONT CARE that susan is going for a gym sesh, class x3, and then shitting her brains out. unnecessary. . Also people that post statuses every 15 minutes need to get a life.. no one likes you enough to want to know what you’re doing every second of the day. thank god for the hide...
Feb 17th
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everyone is posting pictures on facebook of things their significant others gave them for valentines day… NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR FUCKING FLOWERS THEY’RE GONNA DIE IN A WEEK.
Feb 15th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 10th
6 notes
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Feb 9th
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January 2011
7 posts
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i feel bad for some people on facebook..
because they dont realize how stupid and pathetic all their posts and self photography snapshots are. we get it, you love yourself. 
Jan 30th
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Jan 27th
3 notes
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i have been watching law & order: SVU all night..
damn you netflix.
Jan 16th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 8th
7 tags
Jan 3rd
29 notes
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Jan 2nd
December 2010
11 posts
5 tags
Merry Christmas!!!
to all of tumblr and my followers! God jul, if you’re a swede and celebrate with a  glogg fueled christmas eve. glogg is mulled wine, that is literally red wine, vodka, and brandy heated on the stove with cinnamon and different spices- only a scandinavian can handle that shit- it literally assaulted my nostrils.
Dec 25th
6 tags
i hate when:
people claim to be intelligent, but cannot distinguish when to use “your” versus “you’re” in a sentence. there is a difference. dumb ass. side note “their”, “they’re”, and “there” are all different. did that just blow your mind?
Dec 22nd
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Dec 21st
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Dec 20th
9 tags
i leave for west palm in 3 hours.
still haven’t gone to bed. ill just get a snooki-rita- the one with two coronas, chug that and not remember my name.
Dec 17th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 13th
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just saw pictures online of the Westboro Baptist Church outside of Elizabeth Edwards funeral holding signs that read “Thank God for Breast Cancer”. They have reached an absolute new low. they disgust me beyond belief. Im not a religious person, but God doesn’t promote hate- keep your views to yourself. Stop promoting hate, and hiding under your misinterpretations of the Bible....
Dec 13th
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Dear tumblr, i remember when i left my stoli raz in the pantry fridge and when i went to go grab the bottle it was empty.. because my dad polished it off- IM THE CHILD, ISNT THIS SITUATION SUPPOSED TO BE THE OTHER WAY AROUND?! sincerely, alcoholic tendencies thwarted 
Dec 11th
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Dec 11th
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((*J*)) WHADDUP JOHN LENNON!
Dec 8th
November 2010
19 posts
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What's Jägermeister?
You know how in a fairy tale there’s always a potion that makes the princess fall asleep and then the guys start kissing her? Well, this is like that except you don’t wake up in a castle — you wake up in a frat house with a bad reputation.
Nov 28th
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Nov 24th
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ADD blessing..
60 mg of adderall. all nighter. this paper will be done in no time. 
Nov 22nd
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Nov 18th
3 tags
WatchWatch
thedailywhat: Bed Intruder Song Cover of the Day: Are we over Antoine Dodson yet? I don’t know. Here’s the NYU a cappella group N’Harmonics performing “Bed Intruder Song.” I’ll take that as a maybe. [urlesque.]
Nov 16th
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Nov 15th
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