February 2010
59 posts
January 2010
34 posts
You butt dial me all the time...
because im the first contact in your phone. and everytime i get excited because i think you called to talk, or tell me there’s hope for us.
Party Theme.
the other day i realized the best party theme ever. its a secret.
Its the hardest thing..
to slowly watch someone loose themself.
i saw your status on facebook..
and i wish it was about me.
its 8pm
and there are so many savagely drunk people outside my room. BAHAHAHHA
I once posted a tumble about the air freshener in...
i got a new air wick scent and not even two seconds ago did i here someone walk by my dorm room and say “it smells like a doctors office in here”. i cant catch a break.
its called clean cotton linen, which is obviously what doctors offices smell like..that is if your doctors office is in a laundromat.
“Im not trashy..unless i drink too much”
– -Snooki
I LOVE THE SHORE.
its been a few years...
and i still cant get over you.
“It smells like Thai food in here. Have you guys been fucking?”
– Jennifer Check (via fuckyeahjennifersbody)
IMAX avatar yes prease
me and sarah are at the IMAX right now awaiting eagerly to watch.
The heat is broked.
We just had a new heating system installed in my house. Obviously we should’nt have because it shut down two days later. This is day 2 of no heat, and im freezing my balls off. This lack of warmth means all i do is stay in my room with a space heater, and post a million tumbles.
i crossed out every word that embodies and/or represents any form of warmth to show my suffering.
Hands down. A classic.
Jennifer: I am not insecure Needy. God thats a joke, how could I ever be insecure. I was the snowflake queen.
Needy: Yeah two years ago when you were socially relevant.
Jennifer: I am still socially relevant.
Needy: And when you didnt need laxatives to stay skinny.
Jennifer: I am going… to eat your soul… and shit it out Lesnicky!
The bystander effect amazes me
I was on the t in Boston tonight with some friends and a man clearly under the influence of some substance started harassing various women on the train including a few girls with me. Everyone in the train knew what was going on and no one said a word. I’m one of those people who can’t sit there and watch. So I asked him to leave and stop harassing the people around me. We then engaged...
