Dear tumblr,
i remember when i left my stoli raz in the pantry fridge and when i went to go grab the bottle it was empty.. because my dad polished it off- IM THE CHILD, ISNT THIS SITUATION SUPPOSED TO BE THE OTHER WAY AROUND?!
sincerely,
alcoholic tendencies thwarted
- 1 year ago
my parents think they’re hilarious. i was literally terrified by this drawing.
LOVE THEM ANYWAYS!
THAT BOTTLE RICH IS HOLDING IS PROBABLY THE STOLI HE STOLE FROM ME. he is straight up gloating about his thievery.
- 1 year ago
four loko, glenn coco.
everyone my age is obsessed with four lokos. one time was enough for me. i mean if youre in to being dumpy on a semi regular basis, be my guest. but as for me ill stick to vodka and tequila. you know shit that grown folks drink.
- 1 year ago
- 3
matryoshka nesting dolls, gotta love those babushkas!
a good friend of mine’s boyfriend is from russia and we went out to a restaurant in boston over the summer and he taught us to say “want more vodka” in russia and then he proceeded to yell it loudly in russian, so everyone around us stared. gotta love them, ive never seen a group of people more apeshit over baby V.
(Source: golfwangsfuture)
- 1 year ago
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